Posts tagged online dating

“what i learned from your profile is that if i wrap my knee in an ace bandage i wont have to wait in line or stand at disneyland, and i am forever thankful for that”

“your so dorky”

ugh spelling. 

“whats sup lil mama how you doing you look very pretty”

Lil Mama???? EW. 

“Why you want the woo woo? You want the WOO WOOOOOO. It’s only for decorations man.”

“I like your hair”

Be prepared to see a ridiculous about of POF Messages, since I haven’t checked it in a month!! 

I’ve been home from the “date” for a few hours now. I was trying to decide whether or not to write a bit about it now, or tomorrow. But its seems that I can’t sleep SO. 

It was very much a “first meeting” type of thing. He was SUPER nice and friendly. Not trying to pull any moves on me. We just got pizza, talked a lot and enjoyed each other’s company. I let him pay for everything except the Ices… Icies? lol, I just kind of took over and went first in line so I could pay for them.  I don’t usually pay for things on dates, but since it was more of a “hang out” I felt like it’d be polite. I mean, it was only $8.50. It was the least I could do.  

After we ate we saw “The Dark Knight Rises” (WHICH WAS AWESOME) and totally geeked out during the Hobbit trailer… 

Overall a very pleasant evening! No hand holding or anything, but honestly I didn’t mind. It was the first time we met each other, so I felt very comfortable. 

I feel like that’s how first dates should go. No pressure, no physical stuff, just getting to know each other. Maybe a kiss at the end if you’re feeling like it. But other than that -SIMPLE. 

Great night out if anything! 

But I DO have a question for you men!!! What’s your policy on paying for dates? Do you mind if the woman chips in a bit? Or do you find it insulting?

Going on a date with someone from POF tonight….

We’ve been texting for about a month now, so hopefully it’ll go well. He likes Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and comics…. So far so good. I already sent my little bro an “IF I DIE” message about where I’ll be and when I’ll check in lol. 

POF is sketchy though, I tried to log on to see his profile again, and the website isn’t working properly so our messages aren’t even coming up in my inbox. 

At least we’ll be in a public place! 

“i ilke the headgear in pic 6.. how long still you get your braces off?”

Ummm WTF

“You have to be the most put together, cute girl on this website. Even if you’re not interested you really need to know that. You
seem to have it all…and I’d love to talk with you more.”

“I’m soooo in love with you!”

“I’m pretty sure that you hear this everyday, but I must say it because it is the first thing that came to my mind after seeing your pictures: Damn!! You are beautiful!! One thing that I do not understand is why such a beautiful woman like yourself is having a hard time finding someone? It is very common for beautiful women to have lots of suitors. The only logical explanations that I can think of are either you live in a place with no men or the men are blind.”