February 2012
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“When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boys call asking your...”
– “Unsolicited Advice to Adolescent Girls With Crooked Teeth and Pink Hair,” Jeanann Verlee (via floralnymph)
Watchthedildomobile:
russell
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Ugh.
I always watch the scary episodes of Doctor Who before bed…. Why does this happen?!
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I don’t understand how Harry Potter has made 8 movies, made $7.7 Billion dollars and STILL hasn’t won an Oscar.
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defranco:
Dear packaging people who make plastic enclosures with no openings so I have to find scissors or a knife,
Die.
Sincerely,
Philip DeFranco
PS. To the people who package the scissors in plastic enclosures with no openings I hope you die of a million self inflicted hand cuts caused by stray knives, keys, and pens.
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Anonymous asked: Did you finish the Great Gatsby already?
thedildomobile:
there is no feeling so wonderful and awful at the same time as having too many good foods in your house to choose from
Anonymous asked: Would you prefer casual sex over one-night stands?
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lukegrene asked: Lucie, you are an angel! I have been a huge fan of yours since your first photo on MeInMyPlace and it kills me that I can't see the sunbathing stuff without paying. A beauty like yours shouldn't be kept behind look and key; it could stop wars. To paraphrase Woody Allen in "Manhattan," God would say to Job, "Yeah, and I could do bad stuff, but I can also make one of...
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Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened to...
gabydunn:
Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think I’ve completely processed how I feel, but I also think maybe this has happened to other women and I should talk about it in as raw a way as possible. I’m still really embarrassed and ashamed and garbled up inside, but maybe this can start a helpful discussion in terms of women and comedy.
Last night, I was...
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Anonymous asked: Lucie dear, are you as horney as your blog would indicate? Your posts are so exciting I can't wait to see what you do next. Thanks for getting my blood flowing.
Anonymous asked: you think about sex a lot, don't you?
