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tempting me with cake is the same as tempting me with sex.

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Wise words. Brad Pitt about his WIFE:

"My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head, and stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get separated soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the MOST Beautiful Woman on earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute. I gave her a lot of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she CAN love that much.

And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.

If you love her to the point of madness, she will become it.”

-Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt about his WIFE: (via legs-ll)

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I am no expert on love,
But I have a few suggestions to keeping your love alive.
1- Don’t fall asleep angry. But if you do, wake up in the middle of the night and hold her as close as you can.
2- Laugh during sex, especially if you bump heads. If you aren’t laughing, you’re with the wrong person.
3- If you don’t feel comfortable dancing naked with your partner and showing them your four chins when you laugh, you’re doing it wrong.
4- Romance isn’t for everyone, but a post-it note in their lunchbox telling them they’re the best will never go amiss.
5- Don’t cling to them at parties. Dance with friends and spend time with acquaintances, but wink at each other across the room.
6- Keep everything 50/50, or you will fall out of balance.
7- Stop comparing your relationship to others- you are you, don’t try to be someone else.
8- Be kind. Give them space when they need it, but be their home when they come back.
9- Be proud to love them.
10- Support them through whatever they do in life, even if it’s a stupid decision. People need to make their own mistakes, but be there if it falls apart, and never say ‘I told you so’.
And most of all, love with your whole heart, or don’t love at all.
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i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

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Anonymous asked: Hey! I noticed the other commenter mentioned your MIMP photos and I had to go check them out again - its one of my favorite shoots. Is there any chance you'd be doing another shoot? Or was that a one time thing??

Thank you so much! It definitely was a pivotal moment in my life.

I’ve been asked if I’ll be doing another shoot quite a few times now and I’ve been refraining from answering it, because I’m afraid I’ll offend certain people. But I think it’s time I gave you all an explanation.

Because of MIMP’s partnership with Playboy, I don’t think I’ll be doing another shoot with them unless the partnership changes. When MIMP first began, I was inspired by their message of celebrating a woman’s body in a positive and artistic light. But over the years I’ve been disappointed with the direction that the site has taken. Certain aspects of it have become soft-core porn, and that’s not what I want to be a part of. Now, I understand that every photo shoot is different and the girls can do what they wish. But I personally don’t think I’ll be continuing at this time. I would love to do another shoot if the partnership was still with Esquire, because I respect Esquire magazine.

Bottom line, if it’s more about the art and celebration of the human body and a little less about the sexual objectification then I’m all for it. I will say though, that I think MIMP has created a wonderful path for women’s freedom in expressing sexuality and that is truly a step in the right direction! It’s just not right for me at the current time.